When Wonko’s Web Pages started, it was 1995.  Geocities was a thing, Netscape was the browser, and dialup was something to be accommodated.  Most of this site was coded to be compatible with HTML 1.0, and was hard coded in notepad.  Yeah.  I know.

It is now 2015.  Wonko’s Web Pages has been around in one form or another for 20 years, and frankly it is stale as old bread.  I haven’t updated anything on it for the better part of a decade, and I don’t anticipate spending any time in the near future updating it either.  Actually, Douglas Adams said it well:


“For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.”
Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy


I think that about sums it up.

As this is the case, I am officially archiving what is here.  External links will still go to the pages, and I will keep them available, but I am not even going to pretend that it is an active site going forward.  Life does move on.

So to wrap things up on one last Douglas Adams Quote:


“So long, and thanks for all the fish.”






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